If there’s one constant subject matter in the crazy world of Jerry Seinfeld, it is everyday life’s minutiae, right? Let’s take that Seinfeld flair and put it into discussing what I call ‘air suituation.’ So, let’s imagine what Jerry would say about your heating or air conditioning troubles.
“What’s the deal with air conditioning? Ever think about how weird it is? We work tirelessly to build shelter to protect us from Mother Nature. Yet we sit inside our homes adjusting our thermostats as if we’re out in the wild. ‘Oh it’s chilly today, better crank up the heat. Too hot? Let’s switch it over to Arctic chill.’ Would cavemen complain about the ‘room temperature’ in their caves?”
If you live in Scottsmoor, FL, you probably have an opinion about heating services. We all know that unspoken feeling of dread when we wake up on a winter morning, and the floor is way too cold. Pretty soon, instead of hopping out of bed ready to seize the day, you’re contemplating if a career as a human icicle is a viable life choice.
If you’re a Sharpes, FL local, chances are conversations skew more towards A/C maintenance than the latest Buccaneers game. I mean, Florida is great and all, but when it feels like you’re living inside a dragon’s nostril, it’s kind of hard to remember why you love it here. How has A/C maintenance not been declared a state symbol yet?
Seinfeld might joke and say, “Why do we call it air ‘conditioning’? What condition is the air in when it comes out? I don’t remember ever setting my unit to the ‘well-behaved’ setting. An air conditioner doesn’t ‘condition’ the air. It cools it down. Maybe we should be calling it an ‘air friogenator.’ It certainly makes more sense.”
Port Canaveral, FL citizens might have the type of life crisis only relatable to those living next to a major NASA launch site. One minute you’re literally chilling, the next minute it feels like you’ve been launched into the sun. It’s like the thermostat needs its own mission control.
But hey, I guess we’re all just trying to live comfortably, right? That’s why Colman Heating & Air, Inc. is here. Because whether you’re battling the tropics or sitting through a freak cold snap in Florida, they’ve got your back. Even in the middle of the night when your furnace decides to take an unexpected vacation, they’re on standby to help.
So next time, instead of berating your ‘air friogenator’ for blowing temperate versus cool breeze, give Colman a call. They may not be able to control the weather; but when it comes to owning your indoor climate, they’re more effective than a sharply worded stand-up routine. A/C maintenance, heating services, air conditioner repair in Port Canaveral, Scottsmoor, Sharpes, and beyond – that’s Colman’s forte.
What’s the deal with that? Well, nothing really, it’s just what they do best.